OMFGAWDZZZ. IM GUNNA KILL MYSELFXXZ.
,IM TERRIBLY UPSET.
HURT BEYOND WORDS.
My self esteem has been crushed and ive fallen into a state of depression.
SO IM GUNNA GO CRY AND SLASH MY WRISTS AND ATTEMPT TO KILL MYSELF.
Why?
Cause someone called me aPINK DOG.
OMGAWDZZZZ!!!!
THE HORROOOORR.
HOW COULD THEY!?
CANT THEY TELL THAT IM...
A PINK KITTEN !?!?!?
-slashes wrists and bawls-
[ Pink + Kitten ears = PINK KITTEN. Savvy ?]
Oh. And because my sense of humour tends to elude most people ; that was a JOKE. Lol.But seriously.. for those who do not know what happened.. just recently i was called a "pink dog" (LMFAO) by a certain someone named 'mummy' who also added that "girls with too many piercings are NOT sexy just like me" + "HAHAHA" (LOL @ the HAHAHA XD - i told you ive got a weird sense of humour!)
So, since the sadfuck is so desperate for my attention, i've decided to take out a few minutes from my very important/busy schedule of playing with my DS to give him/her some much needed attention lest he/she goes nuts and starts raping poor innocent doggies on the streets. (Me + friends have concluded that he/she must have some weird fetish for doggies -nods-)
Oh. And cause you're most prolly
that dense, i shall introduce to you a nice idiom ; 'Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder'
In layman term, YOU LIKE WHAT DOESNT MEAN OTHER PEEPURR ALSO WILL LIKEZZZ ONEX OKAYZZZ !?!!?
So sad la. You think of girls with piercings as unsexy. Everytime i see a hot girl with multiple facial piercings i get an orgasm. XDDDD
Oh oh ! And to 'stomachache' who so kindly told me to have a mind of my own - OMG! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I DONT HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN !?!?! -GASP!!!- Fine. I shall finally admit it..
i actually share a mind with my secret invisible twin who is conjoined to my right breast. Its sad.. i know. But please.. dont make fun of me ? It'd get me sad. =(((( Instead, i suggest that you go to the toilet and dig the shit, thats most prolly causing your stomachache, out of your rectum and proceed to re-enact 2 Girls 1 Cup with your mom
or dad (I'm nice so i shall let you decide on who you want to be your partner XD) with it!
OKAAAY ! Moooviiiing onnn.
NEVER stretch your lip and proceed to eat seafood and fill your bloodstream with alcohol.
Me being my usual careless self, totally forgot that i had a freshly stretched piercing (with a cut) and did just that.
The result ? I look like i have 50 cent's (the rapper) lip. Its not fun. Seriously. Not to mention the throbbing mad pain and blood and pus ozzing out of my lil hole.. AND the headache that comes along with it.
It's a package you see. Get 1 infection, free 1 headache. Riiight.
Anyways! Brought Tishy to get groomed today. The people there were veerrryy nice ^^
Shall bring her back there the next time. -nods- She's even cuter then her normal self now.
But dang. I'd better hide her before 'mummy' tries to kidnap her and proceed to rape her. xD
Oooh. Also, i met Tanny today. Yaaayness! Ate dinner and proceeded to bum around my room.. and when i say that, i really mean I bum and she rushes her assigments. Lol.
But ima good friend. I acompanied her while she typed away furiously at the laptop ^^
And.. ok. Theres really not much to blog about actually so ima return to my beloved DS which has been named 'Ichigo' on the trip to Malacca. Ichii for short ^^ Yes.
As to the reason behind her name.. what can i say ? Its pink.. strawberries are pink. I love strawberries. And am currently obsessing over the song Hebi Ichigo.
G'night PeepursLabels: 50 cent, anal sex, beasitality, hebi ichigo, ichigo, Kittyn, Kittyn-x, Kittynx, Labret Stretching, papillon, pink nintendo ds, rape, Scene, sex, Snakebites, strawberries, Synthetic dreads
XoXo
G'night Peepurs