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The Girl With Five Colours In Her Hair

This picture is probably from a year or so ago ?

Got bored of my dirty blonde hair and decided to add random streaks of colour. Wasn't a very bright idea. It is crazy hard to upkeep. And by that I mean I didn't. Haha.

Been digging up old stuff recently... found a few SD cards with pictures from way back. That was fun. Maybe I should stop now though... before I open up a can of worms.

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Ruby

Been feeling a lil under the weather lately... hence the lack of posts.

On a totally different topic, I need proper lighting. I look so haggard in that picture. Hmm...

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Burn, Baby, Burn

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Are ya'll sick of all my lameass fire affiliated titles whenever I post a picture of me with my red hair prominent ?

I can't help it. I think it's sorta becoming a personal challenge now; how many shitty fire associated titles can I come up with ! Hahaha.

Soon enough, we'll see...

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Meh

Just went to the 3rd funeral I've been to in the span of 12 months. It's depressing...

I realise that I tend to focus all my energy on niggly lil things while shoving the real problem deep into a pit of, I would think, utter chaos, after the years of me doing that. I find it much easier to deal with anger and aggression as opposed to sorrow or sadness. Or is aggression how I show my sorrow ? Haha. I don't know. All I know is that I'm one twisted sister :)

And that my emotions aren't being handled all too well right now. Le Sigh.

This made me laugh though:

"You're dressed very appropriately for the funeral."

"These are my normal everyday clothes."

Apparently, I dress like I'm going to a funeral everyday. Lol.

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Spiked Hobo Goodness

Ordered a pack of spike studs from aliexpress.com eons ago cause it was so cheap and decided I shall stud everything and anything I own ! But shipping took almost a month and by the time it had arrived, all the excitement and determination I had to be all productive had waned. You would think that maybe the time it took to get here would heighten my anticipation but no. All that waiting only drained my creative juices and foiled my plans. GAH !

So anyways... fast forward a few months of the studs just idling away, collecting dust and you have this:

(It's raining spikes !)

Spillage all over the floor from trying to get it open. Picture taken after I had painstakingly picked them up from all over my room; under my bed, my vanity etc. My sister says that it's like watching an ape trying to do stuff. I obviously disagree. I blame it on the ~~(not really)~~ lousy packaging. :D

I've been dying for a spiked drawstring hobo bag, in black of course, but can't seem to find it anywhere despite the current trend of studded everything which is sooooo annoying. I don't like it when stuff I like is in trend. It means that everywhere you turn, some idiot is looking like you. But it has it's perks I guess... it's easier to find the stuff I like now and I don't have to diy everything. (Reminder to self: Look on the bright side, m'dear, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE !!!) Grr...

Anyways. Like I said... studded bags, shoes, clothes, EVERYTHING is abundant. However, the spiked bags I've seen are all very structured. Woohoo, let's toughen the look of a already tough looking bag by adding studs. Awesome ! Not. Tres boring and unimaginative. I prefer something different. Juxtaposing different elements, mixing softer looks with harder ones... like adding spikes to a slouchy soft drawstring hobo bag for example :D And since it can't be found, it is time for some DIY !

And I present to you, my newest bag...

Before:

(Bought from Bugis Street for $20.)

And after !

GWAHAAHA. I bet you're wondering where the fuck the spikes are right!?

There you go ! Lol.

I added just 6 spikes and realised that it made the bag look untidy and if I add more it'd probably just look like a big mess. And not the good kind. So I stopped. I think it's cause there's already quite a bit going on with all the gold accents. And especially since the spikes are silver, it clashes with the gold and further accentuates the messiness. Maybe if I had gold spikes ? Maybe it could look like a hot mess then...

But noooooooooo !
I want it in silver ! And I'm not budging. I know what I want and it has to be perfect.

I NEED TO GET A NEW BAG !!! (WITH NO GOLD ON IT WHATSOEVER !!!!!!!) Then I can stud it with spiiiikes. Then I can haz spiked slouchy hobo goodness !

Speaking of spikes...

( Omfg, HOTNESS ! )

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Sweetness !

Awwe ♥

How to still feel blue when you feel so much love from your best friend ? Heh.

Actually still a lil down la... but knowing that someone out there cares for you can certainly lift your mood a little. 'Cept maybe when you're majorly depressed. I shudder to think of those times.

But for now I'm slightly better. Maybe just feeling a little light blue... ~~(I'm so funneh, HUR HUR HUR.)~~

PS: LEE TONG HUA, this is why she's my best friend and you're not. YOU SUCK. Hmph.

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Feeling...

Oh so blue...

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Of Gaming Consoles & Health Issues

My entire body is aching !
I just peed and it hurt to wipe my vajayjay. No joke.

Who would have thought that a couple hours (of CRAZILY INTENSE PLEASURE) with an Xbox + Kinect could cause such immense body aches. Haha.

I seriously need to work out more...

I say it as though I actually work out from time to time and just need to increase my workouts but NO. The last time I properly worked out was probably back in my Secondary school days when I was 16 or something. Unless you count my crazy idea last year where I thought I'll tryta get fit and healthy; it lasted 4 weeks. Yeah...

Gwahaha. I'm soooo unfit.

But just the thought of working out makes me cringe so I'd very much rather be all "unhealthy". And don't even get me started on eating habits. I love my food regardless of how oily or fattening or "UNHEALTHY" it is. Even if it kills me... at least I'll die happy.
It's ok. Who wants to be stuck on a strict regime/diet and be all ~~unhappy~~ supposedly "healthy" and fit anyways. It's no fun. It's LIFE. Live a little, bitch ! XD

('Nuff said.)

It makes me wonder though... who do you think will last longer playing with the Kinect ? Lol.

That's all I want. To be able to keep playing without my muscles getting sore and having to take a break. Who could resist prancing about like a total idiot and making a fool outta themselves ?! I definitely can't. It's the best thing ever.

Muscles, HEAL !!!! So I can go back to dancing retardedly to One Direction songs.

("Cause that's what makes you beautifuuuullllll")

Gh3y.
NYAHAHAHAHA

Labels: health issues, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn-x, Kittynx, nigella lawson vs gillian mckeith, nigella lawson vs health guru, nigella lawson vs vegetarian, one direction what makes you beautiful gif, xbobx kinect

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Random Moment of Narcissism

Hello, world. How bout some crappy Iphone pictures ?

Notice anything different with me ?

No ?

How bout now ?

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If you haven't gotten it yet, you are retardedly oblivious.

I don't think it's possible but if you STILL don't see it... it's official. You have just gone full retard.

(Too much of a) HINT: LOOK AT MY FAT NOSE.

I've got nose shit dangling from my nostrils.

No, not really. But I haven't had my septum ring/stud in for ages.

Officially bored.

Shall end this post with a picture of me smiling cause someone commented that I should post more pictures of me smiling lest I seem like some "hxc bitch".

THERE. I'M SMILING.

I'M NO LONGER A BITCH.

KThxBai.

Labels: big labret, big septum, black and red hair, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn, Kittynx, red hair, septum piercing, stretched septum

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Outfit & Rant (Part II)

Top: DIY RHCP Band Tee

Bottom: Sideshow Skirt from Nastygal.com

Hairband: Dangerfield

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Wore that outfit god knows when. Haha.

And it's been ages since my last OOTD post...

But picture this, alright ?

Imagine you take so much time getting ready and instead of heading to wherever you're headed, you stop to take pictures. And because your tripod broke, you hafta bother someone to take pictures for you and can only do it when said someone is available. And however hard it is to take pictures by yourself, it is 10 times harder doing it with someone else who isn't a professional. ( +10 hard points if you are awkward with poses, -20 if you're a supermodel.) And imagine that you happen to be very particular about the pictures and have a clear mental image of what you want so you hafta try to direct the person and take like 266145x73 pictures before you get a few acceptable shots. And seeing as how the lighting for whatever reason is shit indoors, you hafta do it outside and by the time the whole hoopla is done, you would have smudged your makeup to no end and flooded your armpits with sweat due to the hot and humid weather of this little red dot and thus proceed to whatever location all smelly and dishevelled. (Which is really retarded cause it defeats the whole purpose of getting ready in the first place !!)

-takes a deep breath-

Then after you get home from a fun time and you're all tired and ready to relax and unwind with maybe a nice long bubble bath complete wiith scented candles or snuggling under the covers to the TV... NOOOOOOOOOOOO !! CANNOT !! Must blog. Must sit in front of a blinding computer screen and upload pictures, then edit pictures then post them said pictures and think of witty dialogue to accompany it.

-takes an even deeper breath-

WHAT BULLSHIT !!!

No !!

I wanna go out looking and smelling good without having to stop for pictures in between then go home, bathe and lie on my very comfy bed and bask in the success of yet another awesome day in my mega awesome life. ~~(Not really.)~~

God !

Now you see the predicament that I'm in !?

Really though...

If you think about it, the problem doesn't lie with me. The problem lies with ALL YOU NARCISSISTIC, SELF AGGRANDIZING, ATTENTION SEEKING SHOW OFFS who take like a bazillion pictures of everything; clothes, makeup, possessions, FACE, whatever. And post it ad nauseam, online, everyday to feed your ego. Thus causing me to look bad with my lack of activity...

No !! It will happen no more !!

I will join you guys in your never ending quest for narcissistic supply !!

One day... maybe... HAHA.

But mark my words fools... as and when I do, Narcissus himself will be afraid of me and all you little annoygins will be trampled on. MUAHAHAHAAHAA.

Till then... you people should just continuously visit my blog regardless and comment and spread the word more.

And if you want more OOTDs, or posts or whatever... you know what to do ;) ...

Stroke my (hugeass) ~~DICK~~ ego.

PS: This post should ALSO be taken tongue-in-cheek. As are most of my posts actually. And if you, yet again, get seriously offended or put off in anyway, Y U NO LIKE HUMOUR? :(

Labels: #ootd, asian girl red hair, dangerfield, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn, Kittynx, nastygal sideshow skirt, ootd, outfit, outfit of the day, red and black hair

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It Burns

Like a fire in the night.
A glow that rises and becomes the starlight...

Labels: asian with red hair, big labret, black and red hair, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn, Kittynx, red hair

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Brooke Candy !

Why is she so hot ?!?!?!

God... White girl with hugeass titties all cyber goth like with coloured braids rapping like a badass black chick and twerking like an awesome stripper should. Seriously... what do you even call that? All I can think of is one word: AWESOMENESS. Haha.

She first rose to fame starring in Grimes's Genesis video:

("Pink haired girl in Grimes's Genesis video")

Grimes is BOOOORIIIIING !

Kidding.

But the video really isn't thaaat good despite all the raves it got.

I'd admit that it did garner a bit of my interest as I find it aesthetically pleasing. But I wouldn't go so far as to say that it is amazeballs. Sorry to break your hearts, you ~~superficial~~ indie/hipster scene whatever kids. But nope, not gunna jump on the bandwagon and say how incredibly artistic or creative it is or how talented she is for directing it. Nope. Not convinced yet.

I mean, let's call a spade a spade and accept that the video, albeit beautiful, is basically a bunch of indie kids, who all own a tumblr, prancing about in weird attire, dancing weirdly and just acting weird in general to seem all cool and different... or rather, make Grimes seem all cool and different ?

Plus, Brooke Candy stood out waaay more then Grimes (or anyone else for that matter) and it was sposed to be Grimes's video. Isn't it an epic fail when you're supposed to be the main star but you're overshadowed by your supporting actor or whatever? Yeah... so... moving on !

Brooke Candy who calls herself the hoodrat Drew Barrymore was born in Oxnad, California but grew up in Oak Park, California, an upper middle class suburb of Los Angeles. Her father worked behind the scenes for Hustler magazine to which she attributes her over sexualized style.

Wtf la. Seriously. Loooove it !

PS - Yes, I know that the 'Genesis' video is old but I just saw Brooke Candy's new video and decided to ramble on 'bout how awesome she is and bring up old shit. (Pun intended)

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Shop, shop, shop

Oooooh, come to ma ma !
Just bought that dress in Red from Asos for Chinese New Year !

If you wanna check it out, here's the link: Asos Petite Exclusive Bodycon Dress with Cut Out sides and Bar Detail

Can't wait to wear it !
But I think most of the excitement stems from the fact that the model looks amazing in the dress so I presume that I am gunna look equally as good, if not better, when I wear it. Hahaha. Idk, don't ask me. I have no idea where I get my warped sense of logic from. But seriously. DO YOU SEE HER ?! DO YOU SEE THOSE NEH NEHS ?! Damn her. Why her boobies so nice.

I'm sorry... can't help it. HAD TO DO IT. I am ~~pervy~~ an avid admirer of beauty. Plus, isn't it refreshing to see someone else's bosoms instead of mine for a change !

On a totally different note... been searching for a good Men's wallet to buy for someone and stumbled upon this in some forum:

NYAHAHAHAHA. Love it !

But actually, if I had infinite amounts of cash, I wouldn't mind a $400 wallet from Louis V, Prada, Gucci or whatever other blood sucking, money scamming conglomerate out there... act atas a bit. Plus, I got infinite amounts of cash what ! Why cannot !?

You're not allowed to judge me. I can already sense you judging me. Go away !

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Morning, World...

Hai, please take a glimpse at my messy room !

It is bright and early and I'm aliiiiiiive !

It's disgusting.

And yes. I had just gotten outta bed and I look like that. I look like that everyday when i wake up !!! :D Just like in those crappy shows where the female characters wake up all gorgeous with a full face of makeup on... SO UNREALISTIC CAN ?!

Oh, but we can all dream I guess...

And I shall.

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Oh, Lingerie !

La Senza ♥

Don't you just love the paper bags that you get from La Senza ? (It's a lingerie shop for those who don't know.) Seriously. It brings out the hoarder in me. It's so pretty that i simply can't bring myself to throw it away. HOW CAN YOU THROW AWAY SOMETHING SO PRETTY !? It's not like I'm ever gunna throw my face away ! GWHAHAHA.

Anywho.

If you haven't heard of it yet, there's a SALE going on at La Senza ! Everything is crazy cheap ! Well... that's kinda relative but... Bras at 4 for $80 / Buy 1 get 1 free depending on the different types. And panties at 10 for $50 (!!) or 7 for $48 (I think? Clearly, I got the other one) There's also nighties and negligees on offer.

Damn worth it if you compare it to their usual price range. Which can be quite ridiculous. IT IS UNDERWEAR !! WHY DOES IT COST SO MUCH. I've seen thongs that were retailing for $40 ! HELLO. BARELY ANY FABRIC THERE EVEN. $40 !?!? YOU SIAO AH. I paid like $70 for a bra a couple months ago when there wasn't any promotion. (I know. I'm stupid. Wanna kick myself in the head now. :( )

Anyways...

HOW IS THAT NOT A GOOD DEAL!?

Even Cotton On which I used to love cause of their (once) affordable pricing isn't as cheap ! And it's not like their quality is better... COTTON ON WHY YOU STARTING TO SUCK SO MUCH NOW !?

So yes.

If you're like me and you love sexy lingerie but refuse to pay an unreasonable price and be taken in by all these big companies with extravagant pricing and/or are just cheapskate... GO NOW!

But you'd better hurry up as the promotion has been on since like forever. So if you haul your ass all the way to town and it has ended... not my fault ! I have warned you.

Also, don't bother going to the Ion Orchard branch as they are very low on stock. Unless you want fugly panties or just garters in sizes M - L. Apparently the one at Marina Bay Sands is also pretty much out. Head over to the one at Paragon ! Still loads of lovely designs and sizes. I seriously love the La Senza there. Never too crowded, neat and their staff are always so helpful and nice. (Maybe that's how I got conned into buying a $70 bra !!!)

I went with my best friend and the poor girl was done waaay before I so while she was waiting for me, I put her to good use and allotted her the task of finding me matching undies ! I had bought the bras on a separate occasion and went back again to get the panties. It was an arduous task ! Not only did we have to dig through piles and piles of panties to find the right size, we also had to match them to the bras I had already bought. I'm pretty sure we spent at least an hour in there going back and forth the different piles and even holding up the underwear to the bras on the rack to make sure they match. SHAMELESS WE ARE. Haha. I love my bestie. ♥

It was well worth it though. Now I have many pretty bras and panties/garters to match !!

Finally, there's colour in my wardrobe !

I can't help it. I really can't. It's practically obsessive-compulsive. I NEED MATCHING BRAS AND UNDERWEAR. I mean, don't you feel like a Victoria's Secret model when you're wearing matching bras and panties ? No ? Well, me neither actually. HAHA. Just saw that joke tweeted by @relatable and thought I'll reuse it to seem funny. No, not that relatable actually.

(Panties + Garters + Bras)matching = Loooove !

Just realised... why all my underwear got ribbon ? So sickening when you place them together like that with the ribbons showing. So act cute. Ugh. But still so damn gorgeous.

I've decided. I'm gunna unleash the cheapskate in me and stock up on underwear every December when there's sales going on... or whenever there's a good promotion. Haha. Can't resist a good deal. Although I prolly shouldn't. I have enough bras to last me a lifetime.

"HOW MANY BRAS DO YOU NEED!? YOU ONLY HAVE 1 PAIR OF BOOBIES."

I aunno ! Pretty lingerie makes me happy ! Lol.

Can't wait to put them in action, if you know what i mean. -wink wink- -nudge nudge-

PS - Does the word 'panties' get you all squeamish also? Haha.

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2013

I know. It's been a week since my last post. It's not my fault ! I'VE BEEN BUSY ! Hmph.

Who the hell blogs on Christmas/New Years anyways!? If you did, you are sad. Sad, sad, sad. While everyone is out spending time with family/friends/loved ones and/or partying, you are online... SAD. Either that or you're just a self aggrandizing narcissist.

I wonder which one I am. LOL.

Kidding, my lovelies.

To the people who visited my blog around this busy period, thank you so much ! I appreciate it tons. And I am honestly very sorry for the lack of updates. Been too distracted with shoving my face with scrumptious X'mas food and dancing around like an idiot which also contributed to the lack of pictures taken ! And also cause I refuse to drag around my heavy as fuck and not to mention expensive camera while I'm out partying or where there is alcohol involved. (I'm not the most graceful drunk. Haha.)

So, yes. Happy 2013 people !
I hope you all had a very wonderful Christmas and New Year's !

And to comfort myself and make up for the lack of posts, i shall grace you with crappy Iphone pictures...

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AND NOW THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH BLOGGER AND I CAN'T UPLOAD PICTURES. TEH FUCK !?!?!!???

Ok. Nvm. I understand. I GO DIE NOW.

HAPPY 2013 YA'LL!!!

(Fuck you, Blogger)

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