Top: DIY RHCP Band Tee

Bottom: Sideshow Skirt from Nastygal.com

Hairband: Dangerfield

Wore that outfit god knows when. Haha.

And it's been ages since my last OOTD post...

But picture this, alright ?

Imagine you take so much time getting ready and instead of heading to wherever you're headed, you stop to take pictures. And because your tripod broke, you hafta bother someone to take pictures for you and can only do it when said someone is available. And however hard it is to take pictures by yourself, it is 10 times harder doing it with someone else who isn't a professional. ( +10 hard points if you are awkward with poses, -20 if you're a supermodel.) And imagine that you happen to be very particular about the pictures and have a clear mental image of what you want so you hafta try to direct the person and take like 266145x73 pictures before you get a few acceptable shots. And seeing as how the lighting for whatever reason is shit indoors, you hafta do it outside and by the time the whole hoopla is done, you would have smudged your makeup to no end and flooded your armpits with sweat due to the hot and humid weather of this little red dot and thus proceed to whatever location all smelly and dishevelled. (Which is really retarded cause it defeats the whole purpose of getting ready in the first place !!)

-takes a deep breath-

Then after you get home from a fun time and you're all tired and ready to relax and unwind with maybe a nice long bubble bath complete wiith scented candles or snuggling under the covers to the TV... NOOOOOOOOOOOO !! CANNOT !! Must blog. Must sit in front of a blinding computer screen and upload pictures, then edit pictures then post them said pictures and think of witty dialogue to accompany it.

-takes an even deeper breath-

WHAT BULLSHIT !!!

No !!

I wanna go out looking and smelling good without having to stop for pictures in between then go home, bathe and lie on my very comfy bed and bask in the success of yet another awesome day in my mega awesome life. (Not really.)

God !

Now you see the predicament that I'm in !?

Really though... 

If you think about it, the problem doesn't lie with me. The problem lies with ALL YOU NARCISSISTIC, SELF AGGRANDIZING, ATTENTION SEEKING SHOW OFFS who take like a bazillion pictures of everything; clothes, makeup, possessions, FACE, whatever. And post it ad nauseam, online, everyday to feed your ego. Thus causing me to look bad with my lack of activity...

No !! It will happen no more !!

I will join you guys in your never ending quest for narcissistic supply !!

One day... maybe... HAHA. 

But mark my words fools... as and when I do, Narcissus himself will be afraid of me and all you little annoygins will be trampled on. MUAHAHAHAAHAA.

Till then... you people should just continuously visit my blog regardless and comment and spread the word more.

And if you want more OOTDs, or posts or whatever... you know what to do ;) ...

 Stroke my (hugeass) DICK ego.

PS: This post should ALSO be taken tongue-in-cheek. As are most of my posts actually. And if you, yet again, get seriously offended or put off in anyway, Y U NO LIKE HUMOUR? :(