Actually, it used to be a myriad of different colours depending on my mood. My poor hair has been seriously tortured ever since I discovered the Devil, ie-bleach, and sent it to hell. And it doesn't help that the colours i like pretty much all require pre-bleaching.

 

Damn you black as fuck Asian hair that requires unhealthy amounts of bleaching! -shakes fists- And it's really unfair cause it's not like I have really nice soft smooth shiny straight Asian hair. If I did then maybe I'll consider keeping it that way. But nooooooo! It is shit. Seriously. So i hafta deal with all the cons and get no pros ! Psht.

But in my hair's defence, I don't really remember my original hair colour and/or texture now seeing as how I havent had 'natural' hair/hair colour in so long. LOL. It seriously has been waaaay too long if you can't even remember the original state/condition of your hair. So the natural condition of my hair might have been alright but I just don't remember it and am slandering it and using the fact(or not) that it is terrible to begin with to justify my cruel treatment of it. OH GOD! I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON. HAIR, MUMMY IS SORRY. T.T Butt butt... I cant help ittttt. Black is BORIIIIING!

 

Hmm... talking 'bout/to hair like it's alive... Maybe I should be focusing on my sanity instead O.o

NOPE! I'M SANE. AND MY HAIR IS MY BABY WITH FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS. SO STFU. YOU SUCK.

 

ANYWAYS !

As I was saying, my hair used to be pink for the longest time till I got bored with it and changed it up a couple more times before I moved on to this...

 

(Ahh~ Yes. Red that EVERYONE seems to have now. PSHT. -pukes-)

 

And as usual, I got bored of it. Mainly cause everywhere I turn I seem to see someone with red hair also and being the crazy conceited bitch that I am, NO ONE should be allowed to have whatever hair colour that I have at that 'mo. Nyahaha. Joke. But it is, however, quite annoying. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE RED HAIR NOW!?!!?? -.-

 

And sadly, since I am not the authoritarian, tyrant bitch queen that I wish to be yet, I can't chop off the heads of all who dare defy me and are adorned with red hair so I have to succumb to changing my own hair colour :( Tis sad. I know...

 

But as any hair enthusiast should know, red hair pigment is the hardest to strip. Hell, red hair IS hell. Hardest to strip, hardest to maintain and the list goes on. And for those of you who recently got red hair and just read this and went 'O.O WHAAAAA?',

 

 

Should have done your research beforehand ! Nyahahaha. XD

 

So I've been stuck in limbo for awhile now as I planned to just cover my red over with a dark brown shade after I get bored of it but I didn't expect to get bored of my red hair so fast! And I most certainly didn't expect my current abhorrence of brown hair that seemed to have come from nowhere. But knowing my love/hate relationship with brown, I should have had better hindsight and foreseen this problem thus noting then that my plan was flawed and SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN EXECUTED.

 

Ahhh~ But alas, it was not to be. And now I am stuck with faded red hair that I can't even be bothered to freshen up. 

 

(Ew face, ew dullness.)

 

Should have never done red! It really limits the choices you have afterwards for people like me who prefer outrageous colours. And seeing as how I also wanna tryta grow my hair out and not bleach it anymore, it further limits the choices that I have.

 

Actually, red isn't that bad. I was crazy in love with it at the start when it was still bright and fresh and my black roots weren't that long. And it wouldn't be a problem for most people who wouldn't mind just covering it up with a darker shade. But idk... Darker colours depress me. And I feel like it's such a waste to not have a bright colour on the bleached parts of my hair, haha.

 

But seriously, the urge to change my hair colour is gnawing at me! I can't stand it. It's been the same for too long. OH GOD. It's like a disease!

 



MUST. CHANGE. HAIR. COLOUR.

MUST. NOT. BLEACH.

 

OH. WOE.

 

What should I do next?