HAPPY HALLOWEEN !
(A blast from teh past!)
28 Oct 2012
I've made it through the weekend before Halloween without going anywhere and being in the comfort of le home! Yay me XD Don't get me wrong, i still adore Halloween! It's just that Halloween has strayed so much from what it used to be and seems to have become just another overly marketed holiday for people to indulge in one of their favourite frivolous past times (ooh, almost an alliteration! haha) ; feeding their egos.
Seriously. And from the wisdom of Mean Girls;
('nuff said)
It seems like all people are doing is dressing up and going places to show off their "assets", be it hair, makeup, costumes, body or boobs etc. As long as it gets you attention and boosts your self-esteem (or lack thereof rather), it is done!
You spend loads of money and hours on end on everything just to have a few pthetic hours of trying to be the center of attention filled with fake compliments and stares to feed your ego.
Such a superficial vain pointless pursuit. I think I'll pass, thankyewsvehmuch!
Or maybe im just not really feeling it this year and am getting a lil grumpy. I'm sure there are many others out there genuinely basking in the mood of All Hallows' Eve and truly just enjoying themselves... but to the rest of you dumbass nappy headed hoes, i hope you grow warts all over your faces and vajayjays XD
Naaaaw... I'm not that mean. But yous still A DUMBASS SLUT.
Ahem. Anywho!
Shall spend my Halloween with a cleansing ritual and hours of non stop old school gore/horror shows! And stay in my pjs with my hair unbrushed and all dishevelled. -nods- Sounds scary enough. XD
Happy Halloween People !
xoxox
1 Nov 2012
Halloween has come and gone and I'm happy to report that i spent it doing absolutely nothing! PFFFFFFT.
Ok, technically it wasn't spent doing nothing. It was spent sneezing, sniffling, coughing and hacking my lungs out and fucking puking all over my floor. Maybe i shuld have taken pictures. Scaaarrryyyy....
I am siiiiick. Whhyyyyy!?!??! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT BEING AN ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE!?!?!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIINEH. NEXT YEAR ON HALLOWEEN, IMMA GO OUT WITH MY BOOBS BEING FLUNG IN EVERY POSSIBLE DIRECTION AND INDULGE IN SUCH FRIVOLOUS ACTS ALSO.
-cries-
What a Halloween.
I wanna take a chainsaw to my throat now. It feels like its on fiiireeee.
Oh wells. At least one good thing happened! This (Picture below dumbass) came for me! Oh, love. Oh, the joy. I heart Pottery Barn. ^^ Thank you for shipping to this tiny lil country of mine. I love you albeit the fact that you practicaly ripped me off with extravagant shipping charges. It was worth it though.
Isn't she pretty?
Shall go lick her all over now.
Tata!
XoXo
