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Miss Selfridge

Really dreading something I hafta do later on in the evening so I'm trying to preoccupy myself with online windows shopping. (Getit, getit ? Window shopping and Microsoft Windows ? Hur, hur, hur.)

I really like this...

( Miss Selfridge PU Bodysuit )

However, my size is sold out at all three branches in Singapore and the website doesn't offer shipping here. WHHYYY !?!!?
I was told by the lovely sales assistant at the Bugis Junction branch that there might be new stock coming in today though. So... fingers crossed !

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Review: Bio Oil

Awhile ago, I started to really get annoyed by the stretch marks and scars all over my body and after whining about it for some time, I decided to get off my ass and do something about it.

Not gunna bore you with all the little details but basically, I keep getting all these scars and marks on my legs (not entirely sure how I get them) and have stretch marks on my thighs, butt and breasts (once again, not entirely sure where/when I got them but maybe from my major, inadvertent, weight loss a couple of years back). Skin problems, galore ! W00ts !

Thus, step in... Bio Oil !

Marketed as a 'multi use' product that you can apply to your body and face and even use as a bath oil, it is said to contain Vitamins E and A, as well as a blend of calendula, lavender, rosemary and chamomile oils.

Formulated with PureCellin Oil that is suppose to improve the penetrating power of the oil, it promises to rectify all sorts of skin related problems like scars, uneven skin tone, stretch marks and dehydrated skin etc.

Sounds wonderful, doesn't it ?

So, does this oil that is presented as a near medical treatment for skin related concerns live up to it's hype ?

Yeeaaaaah... no.

It did close to nothing for my scars and stretch marks.

The marks on my legs did seem to fade the tiniest bit but I'm sure I could get the same results with any other product.

My stretch marks are still there with no visible improvements. Cept, wait... whats all that other stuff around my boobies ?

... PIMPLES.

Yes. Bio Oil, being comedogenic, made me BREAKOUT. Thanks. So, now, instead of having just stretch marks on my breasts, I also have pimples.

Or maybe that was their plan; apply Bio Oil that will clog your pores and give you breastne so people will be too distracted by all the lil red dots all over your chest to notice your stretch marks. Hey, Bio oil does eradicate stretch mark problems ! Psht.

And taking a closer look at the ingredients, Bio Oil's main ingredient is none other then Mineral Oil (think Baby Oil) which can be found in practically every other body moisturizer out there at a fraction of the price. As are most of their other ingredients.

Plus, I have no idea what PurCellin Oil is but I don't think that it's anything special as it is still greasy, even greasier then some other moisturizers I've tried and I don't think it helps with absorption much as it takes forever to rub in and there is always quite a bit of residue.

So yeah...
Really wished that I had found an amazing product that actually delivers and am able to share it with all of you but I can't.

Bio Oil is basically just scented Baby Oil pretending to be specialist skincare treatment when in reality it is just another run of the mill product, over hyped and over priced.

Sorry, folks !
Money better spent elsewhere.
~~Fuck you Bio Oil.~~

Labels: bio oil, bio oil review singapore, health, health issues, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn-x, Kittynx, problems, review, skin problems, skincare

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OOTD #5

Top: Motel Bandeau Bralet

Bottom: Cotton On Bandage Skirt

Jacket: H&M leather Jacket

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Outfit of Yesterday would be a more apt name for this post... or maybe even outfit of yesteryear ?

Anyways ! Pretty simple outfit and yes, it's my Motel Bandeau Bralet again ! Can't help it... I tend to over exploit my clothes if I really like them.

I should probably do more interesting outfits, ey ? This outfit's a lil bleah... Hopefully the cute lil leather jacket helps redeem it.

Labels: #ootd, big labret, black and red hair, clothes, cotton on, h and m, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn-x, Kittynx, motel, ootd, outfit, outfit of the day, redhair

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Eye, Matey !

Don't you just love grainy blurry pictures of me ? No ? Okay...

Absolutely loving my eye makeup so I had to... even though you can't really see shit in the pictures. Curse you crappy Iphone camera + bad room lighting ! It's not often that I get a good makeup day :(

PS - I swear that lipstick makes me look so chinese... which I am. But... you know what I mean !

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O.O

Ohmergawd.
Just saw that and I am absolutely lost for words... my jaw dropped, literally, and it lasted for quite some time.
Poor girl !

Labels: burning my hair off, curling hair, hair tutorial gone wrong, how to curl hair, joycelyn kittyn, Youtube, youtube video

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Disco Dilemma

I really, really like these pants...

They're Topshop's Disco Treggings !

However...

Doesn't it look exactly like the American Apparel Disco Pant ?

A while ago there was some commotion bout how Topshop rips off Indie designers and steals other people 's ideas...

I guess it is true to a certain extend then ? I'm all for it if you're gunna jack off someone's design and sell it at a fraction of the price ala Robin Hood... but if you're gunna do that and just sell it at yet another exuberant price... what's the point ?! It's as though all you big companies are just banding together to rip us all off. We don't need another company selling us overpriced shit. Psht.

Anyways...

Am still undecided on whether I should get them cause I honestly don't know if I'll wear them much or if it'd just get thrown in my sad 'I've worn you only once but I'm done with you' pile (which I like to pretend doesn't exist btw cause I can't bear the guilt, haha!). Maybe if I find a cheaper alternative...

Think I'm gunna name this post Disco Dilemma instead of Topshop Steals... which it does ! But still. XD

Labels: #discopants, american apparel disco pant, clothes, disco pants, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn, Kittyn-x, Kittynx, outfit, topshop disco trggings, topshop steals

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Rust

All that shines turns to rust

All that stands in time turns to dust

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Growing Pains of a Different Kind

Growing up stinks.
In the past few years, I've gained a whole list of (not so major) health issues ! Either that or I've just been really oblivious to my own body when I was younger and as I grew older, I became more aware and realise how problematic my body actually is... which still reiterates my point that growing up sucks major hairy donkey balls ! It's better not to notice certain things, sometimes...

Anemia
Keratosis Pilaris
Cheilitis
Sensitive skin
Iron deficiency
Stretch marks

... to name a few.

Thankfully, none of it is anything life threatening. But it still is hella annoying cause I can't stop fixating on them ! And fo sho' a sudden realization of how truly crappy and full of issues the body you once thought was fine is, can't be good for your mental health...which is turn deteriorates your physical state. It's a vicious cycle you can't win !

Gah !
I need to stop fixating on trivial niggly lil things... but they really are annoying !! Just like how I must be coming off right now, haha.
Fine... I'll grow up and shut up now. MJEEEHHH !

Labels: health, health issues, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn-x, Kittynx, problems, rant, skin problems

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Zouk Flea Buys

Got the cute dress (that actually fits !!!!) and furry bag from the Zouk flea market last wekeend. $8 each, me likey !

Didn't stay long cause I don't particularly enjoy being in a room full of random people with bad lighting and music blasting... not unless I'm intoxicated ! I think I'm less tolerant when I'm sober, haha.
Plus, not much caught my attention. Maybe it's cause there weren't that many booths... or maybe I'm just too old for a Zouk flea market.

Hurrhurr...

Labels: #redhair, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn-x, Kittynx, red and black hair, zouk flea market 2013 singapore

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Lounge

Morning, world !

I'm lounging (and blogging) in my newly acquired Mademoiselle Satin Gown from Cotton On Asia which now offers free shipping !

The gown is on sale btw. Loving it !

Nina, you are evil for telling me bout the free shipping. I need to stop buying stuff online. Can't afford to splurge so much ! Gah.

If not for online shopping, I think I'll be a whole lot richer... I don't normally shop a lot (or at least not recently XD) cause I ~~hate~~ dislike ~~people~~ crowds thus I try to avoid crowded places like shopping malls. It acts like a deterrent and is a very good way to regulate my spending. Haha.

But with online shopping... oh god, help me...
You get a wider variety of clothes or whatever thingamajig, without the need to feel like cattle and/or fight your way through hordes of ~~disgusting~~ people, all in the comfort of your own home. Which means that you can even be butt naked when you shop ! Or be like me, pretending to be all fancy in a satin gown, bought online of course ! Muahaha. I don't know why you would want the butt naked part but doesn't it all already sounds so immensely pleasurable ?

Yeeesss....
I NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE AGAIN !!!

Online shopping has granted me the ability to become a hermit ! I think I would really relish that fact if it weren't all that unhealthy. I'm pretty sure if I keep this up, I'm gunna become severely misanthropic.

Right. Back to online shopping...
In my defense, I only ever buy cheap items and/or items on sale... well, most of the time. And it really isn't that often. I am not a spendthrift !

With all that being said... I love my stooofs and awaiting every parcel ! I think I'm left with only one that's on its way... time to get more ? NYAHAHAHA !
I kid.

Labels: clothes, clothes haul, clothing haul, cotton on asia, cottonon, joycelyn kittyn, Kittyn, Kittyn-x, Mademoiselle Satin Gown, online shopping, redhair

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Fuck you GMT !

Just tweaked the timezone thingy on my blog.

I have no clue how the whole GMT thingy works but apparently I've been blogging in a whole other timezone. Just changed it to Singapore time and that messed up the dates AND time on all my previous posts. I can't be arsed to check but I wonder if it affects every single post since the start of this blog years ago.

Either way, it is annoying me greatly. My 'Countdown To Apocalypse' post, originally posted on the 20 Dec 2012 is now dated 21 Dec 2012 ! Which is the supposed apocalyptic day itself. Riiight.... So I basically come off as a retard now. Thank you, blogger ! Psht.

And I can't even switch it back cause I don't remember whatever stupid country, planet or galactic timezone it was on !! It was fine originally... why did I hafta go fiddle with it. GRR !

FUCK YOU GREENWICH MEAN TIME.

You really are mean ! (Couldn't resist the lameass pun, I'm sorry XD)

PS - Just thinking bout how every single muthafucking post might be dated wrongly is really making me sick. Oh, god... my OCD really doesn't wanna let this one go. I need to distract myself and not think about it ! I need to get away from the laptop NAAAOOO !!!

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Boredom

Ooh, I am happy...

Ooh, I am sian...

Ooh, I clearly have nothing else better to do...

Are you annoyed yet ?

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(Faux) Leatherppointment

The dress has arrived !!
Wasn't expecting it till the end of the week but the shipping was delightfully fast this time round !

Threw it on for a quick try and took a snap. I can't say that I love it. :(

The material worries me... it seems all flimsy like it's prolly gunna start tearing in a few washes. Haha. And it keeps bunching together which is sooooo annoying. (And unflattering !)
Plus, I really, really can't for the life of me fathom how Petite US size 0 still isn't small enough ?!?!!? The waist area is a lil big and the dress just basically doesn't seem to wanna sit right.

At least shipping was fast and my impending disappointment wasn't delayed anymore. Lol.

Gunna comfort myself with the fact that if it were tighter, it'd be too trashy and I'll look like a hooker.

Yeaaaahh... nooo... I STILL WISH IT WERE TIGHTER !
Damn you normal sized people who have clothes that fit ! -shakes fists- Is there a size negative 1 or something that I have yet to hear about ? Psht.

PS - The thingy sticking out at the bottom right corner of my pictures is my newest love. Will talk about it soon enough ! Ghee.

Labels: ASOS PETITE Exclusive Bodycon Faux Leather Dress With Studs, joycelyn kittyn, petite us size 0

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O, Hai There !

I am officially eagerly awaiting that dress now.

I love Asos so much for their free international shipping. And I clearly also love anything (faux) leather or anything studded. Take all that and add in the fact that I got the dress on sale and GWAAAAH ! Orgasm :)

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